ComedyPublished

The Ministry of Doors

Produced by The Unfinished Players

Mr. Pottage would like a licence to open his front door. Unfortunately, licences are issued only at Window Four, which lies behind Door Seven, which may be opened only by holders of a licence — a watertight system, and the Ministry of Doors is enormously proud of it.

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  1. 1The Wrong Sort of BellMr. Pottage arrives at the Ministry of Doors to license his front door, only to learn that applications are taken at Window Four, behind Door Seven, which can be opened only by holders of the licence he is applying for. After an encounter with the Head of Bell Discipline, his last remaining hope is a machine in the basement.In the player
  2. 2Legally UnoccupiedBefore the Automated Adjudication Hatch, Mr. Pottage turns the Ministry's watertight logic on its makers. An Under-Minister arrives through the window, the building is ruled legally empty, and one glorious stamp changes everything — twice, in blue.

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Peregrine Quill
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Honey Laurent
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Peregrine Quill
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Rusty Cogsworth
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Sam Okafor
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Theo Park
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Nia Okonkwo
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